I and a Sun Guard(Security)

Guard : Good Morning
Me : Good Morning, Kaise Ho (How you doin)?
G : Nashta ho gaya saab (Had your breakfast)?
M : Nahi, friend ko nashta karana tha (No, My friend had to take breakfast)?
G : New Employee sir?
M : No, Interview!
G : Oh oh! Solar team sir?
M : ummm, yes Solar Team. :D
G : Very good sir.
M : Bye, I have to go!

Pratibha Patil : India's President. Nah!

Why do I think Pratibha will not make it to the President of India.
Her name does not sound like that of a President. Pratibha is not as bold as Shakar Dayal Sharma, Rajendra Prasad and men like them.

My feeling is that Bhairon Singh Sekhavat stands a better chance that Patil.